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They should be schedule a 2.5 second replay of the end of the 4th quarter. Sell tickets at three cents a piece.

I think they did read their history books since it says “part 2"

oh Sh*t... this article is from 2010. Why was it at the top of my Deadspin feed? I guess you can be forgiven for not knowing who he was in 2010.

Live in a nearby town, can confirm.

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

Pretending Whitlock doesn’t exist is never a dick move

With the choices available, that’s the pun he went with? I Maine, really.

Vlade Divac is staffing five centers? Even for a Siberian that line up is husky.

Jump ball? In a pickup game?

Dan Wetzel of Yahoo wrote a few stories around Sochi that explicitly said the IOC shot down Chicago’s 2016 bid because the vast majority of venues and facilities were already built. Apparently their demands included a new five-star hotel.

Which one are you talking about?

As a Knicks fan I have a question. If Melo goes to Rio, and catches a debilitating case of Zika, would his salary still count against the cap?

This is just ridiculous.... I mean it’s a game for fuck’s sake and i love games as much as the next guy/gal, but really? Are these really adult people? How do they even function in society is probably the bigger question.

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

You described it as “Warriors kicked the Thunder’s asses”, which shows you didn’t even look at the box score, let alone watch the games.

Strong take, Wilbon.

this is absolutely the most boring anecdote article on Deadspin I have ever read. Didn't anybody lose a limb, shoot a clown, barf on a priest, kill a teacher with alcohol poisoning, deal with a propane explosion, anything? Jesus.

Oh yes...Avalon, the town that's known for summer hook-ups. I've heard of that. Seems like a nice place.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…