Online tool and map to learn about the blast strength and pattern. http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

I do believe pardoner that there ain’t no oil drillin’ machine or a cattle catcher. Rodeo clown, y’alls?

How did that turn out?

The device needs to be updated. It should pull down a cover that looks like a plate and has an actual or random plate number on it. It would even be better if you could assign it a number like your ex’s, that unpleasant acquaintance or coworker, or neighbor that you despise.

The first ding is always the worst, but it gets better and adds character.

I recently bumped into a brand new 2017 Mercedes SUV with my 2005 Element in an extremely tight parking lot. He was backing out and I didn’t pay close enough attention when I backed out.

When Chuck Norris needs a ride to kick some ass, he calls, Joe Bidden.

Every time trump is wrong or deletes a tweet it dings the little credibility he had and affects the world’s opinion of him and the US. No wonder Putin loves him; trump is so easy to manipulate and nothing he says/tweets has any meaning or teeth.

Does the idiot with the little fingers not realize that every time he gets it wrong, whatever little credibility he has left is diminished evem more? At some point, no one, not one single person, not the American people, not his supporters, not Putin, not any world leader, not even Ivanka will be able to take anything…

My wish for all Jalopnik readers is that this happiness extends for the full length of the new year, 2017.

We are on our 2nd in over 12 years, and although expensive, these ovens are amazingly functional and well built. We use it 90% of the time instead of your large oven. Not as much heat in the kitchen and nowhere near the electricity cost. My only concern is the sale itself and why? Value of the dollar is falling,…

We are on our 2nd in over 12 years, and although expensive, these ovens are amazingly functional and well built. We…

I have a good relationship with my mother-in-law and she loves to give me a few things, but she always needed a list. For harmony and when I had the time, I would create an interesting list of things I truly wanted (new mouse, now hard drive, music CD, book) things that I needed (socks, new shirt, new jeans) things…

I wonder what the Vegas odds are that Trump will resort to a “Fresh Freedom” nuke on an American City? LA, Boston, Chicago, Detroit, Philadelphia? NYC is probably safe, except his current spouse is a little old for his tastes and not his daughter.

Yup, yep, and yes. And, the turning radius, did I mention it; how did they do that, how did Honda know?

I have a 2005 EX AWD thats always been garaged with less than 75k on it. I love it too. I live in a small city and it is the perfect utility vehicle, but showing it’s age. No push button start, no adaptive cruise control, no built in GPS, no backup camera, needs 5 speed transmission instead of 4, needs new driver’s…

Wow, I always wanted an off road Beetle from the 70's, a dune-beetle, but this thing looks even better. On the other hand, 80's,..

Good point and good question. Is there a competitor that we can choose? Or, as Trump supporters prefer, do we have to go back in time to pen/pencil/chalk/charcoal/ground up flowers/ and paper/parchment/cave wall?

Donald Trump is the president elect now, so the the new normal is not reason.