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Really dude? Did your (you’re a) mommy spank your hands with her ruler? But thanks for the correx. I hope you enjoyed as much as I did.

One part of me says, “there will never be another Top Gear” and anther says, “Hum?”

If we arm all the crazy people, they’ll fight the zombies while non-crazy skeered Texans can run away. Postal is a small price to pay for skeered Texan’s safety.

I’m in the market to replace my 2005, Element (AWD,) and I’ve driven the HR-V. I like it, but I’m on the fence. It was not as spectacular as I had hoped in comparison to the Element, and there are other more exciting cars to consider: cars like the Jeep Renegade, Fiat 500x, Nissan Juke, and Subaru CrossTrec. I think

DAMN, where’s that there good lamp post with a six-shooter when ya’ need ‘um?

I use an open hook on my cordless drill to screw in/out those frustrating fresh Christmas tree stand i-bolts.

What to do if traveling with a ne0-dinosaur, in a cage of course, who must screech for at least 20-minutes at a time, twice a day? Cover them in something lightproof and dark; maybe they will sleep a while? District them with whistles and sing alongs, maybe they will join you? Let them out in you hotel room to flap

“Dude, Bro, do you even know the difference between the cow and the bull(shit)?”

YES. But, can it replace current Fortune 500, CEOs and Execs., as our plutocratic overloads?

I am the opposite. I am a native Texan living in California, and I am shocked too. What really surprises me is that contrary to the the bizarre Texas-Fear gun cult carrying automatic weapons everywhere, no "good guy" with a gun was necessary. Also, I'm glad the cop reacted with restrain, understanding the situation

"Human, I warns you. Nevers compare me to furless monkey womans. I swallow yourses soul."

Airbnb?

It's got to be, turbine powered.

Wow, Uber gets disrupted, or perhaps that is just a feature.

As a felon in Texas, Rick Perry is gonna need some way to secure those elusive hair products.