He slid up to the F-35, noting its subtle curves and ample intake, and Ray Wert knew he had to have her...

How I imagine they really feel

Good call.

p.s. I live in Portland, so those two stickers are inescapable!

Bernie Sanders stickers. I refuse to tow people with those because I won’t get paid.

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

1st Gear = Nissan

I want my robot car to turn into a bigger robot that can destroy anyone driving under the speed limit in the passing lane.

That’s a slide.

Courts: You’ve done wrong, VW, and people are pissed.

SO HOLD ON

More like unintended decenderation, amirite?

Five kids!? Perhaps we should all pile in the Plymouth and take a ride down to Planned Parenthood. Then we can all go for ice cream after

Just make sure it’s not a red one

blown seals? ha.

Exposed manual gearbox? More like exposed shifter linkage.

COTD

If one gets in a collision, does that make it a scrambled Koenigsegg?