Typical Gizmodo article.

Ban shipping items from the other side of the world that should be grown and produced in your own area first. Ban the disposable nature of out modern culture before taking my car. I don’t want to live in a giant, congested city in a high-rise building, crammed into mass transit whenever I need to go anywhere.

What about people that don’t live in cities? Are we going to invest in effective public transportation for towns of 500 or 1,000 people? What about actual rural areas? Or are we going to force everyone to move to cities and abandon rural areas (ya know, the places where all the food comes from?). This is seriously a…

Well this race was also after Maldonado’s only win to which his celebration was short lived as his teams garage went up in smoke.

The wrong one is topless.

Congratulations, Mr. Turbolence88, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Volvo which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as..........blah, blah buzzword bullshit.

Neutral: How Does VW Survive Until They Can Start Moving Diesels Again?

Nice aero

Republic of Jalopnik will never recognize 2016 as the YEAR OF THE SEDAN.

Dodge for the past year:

I’m glad those chose this over Matthew McConaughey’s face.

That is so bizarre. Finally, closure for the family.

It's a wagon that lifts. It's an SUV that squats. It's a minivan without sliding doors. It's the third-row luxury Outback Subaru can't be bothered to make. It offends everyone and yet it satisfies just about every need everyone might have. Except that it can't be had with a diesel. Burn it!

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Neutral: What Do You Make Of The Latest VW Cheating Allegation?

(I’ve only been bothering everybody, anybody and um everybody about needing a Cayenne Diesel since the dadgummed Cayenne Diesel came out. I still need one, in brown, with the tow package. I-I love torque. Think of the torque. *wipes tear* This sucks.)

Oh jesus! I’ve never heard that term before!

This.

It's so big and stupid and cocky and I hate it. I've only ever seen moms with the "I want to see the manager" haircut driving them.

Toyota Camry