I’m glad those chose this over Matthew McConaughey’s face.

That is so bizarre. Finally, closure for the family.

It's a wagon that lifts. It's an SUV that squats. It's a minivan without sliding doors. It's the third-row luxury Outback Subaru can't be bothered to make. It offends everyone and yet it satisfies just about every need everyone might have. Except that it can't be had with a diesel. Burn it!

ooooooooof

Neutral: What Do You Make Of The Latest VW Cheating Allegation?

(I’ve only been bothering everybody, anybody and um everybody about needing a Cayenne Diesel since the dadgummed Cayenne Diesel came out. I still need one, in brown, with the tow package. I-I love torque. Think of the torque. *wipes tear* This sucks.)

Oh jesus! I’ve never heard that term before!

Every. Single. One.

Lexus Predator face.

Because he’s every new-money, inconsiderate, “look-at-me”,flat-biller, douchebag who can’t figure out that A) he’s not the centre of the universe, B) girls are not his to smack around, and C) it is NOT ok to wear a ball cap, ripped jeans, and DCs to a nice restaurant.

This.

“Rat rod builders” (and I use the term “builder” in the loosest way imaginable).Oh wait.. You are just stating the car itself... Then rat rods for sure.

It's so big and stupid and cocky and I hate it. I've only ever seen moms with the "I want to see the manager" haircut driving them.

Toyota Camry

I’ll let the video speak for itself.

COTD

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.

Later that day she drowned in an above ground pool filled with Natty Light.

My shit = lost