Honda’s CVCC: excellent way of cheating your way out of catalytic converters

Cheat the automatic transmission all day every day

The Chaparral 2J’s downforce fans that sucked the car down onto the track. The only reason they didn’t get to use it in the end is because McLaren thought they’d end up getting slaughtered if Chapparal could work out the car’s reliability issues. McLaren petitioned the SCCA to outlaw it under the grounds of the fans…

Might not be the best, but CAGS is great work out of GM:

Toyota Rally cheaty turbo

Yup, beefed up GTI right here.

That description was a slam dunk.

Well, that solves the weird design issue, IMHO. It was the last overly-cutesy design they had in the stable. And now it looks like a GTI’s fat cousin who’s still really cute in the face and totally muscular because she used to play basketball in college but sort of let herself go a little bit.

Doesn’t have to be tiny:

I’m so hoping that wasn’t me...

Sling shot around people on the highway while yelling Slingshot engaged!

do what the owners of them do. Put a bunch of LED and neon bars on it then drive around the same block 90 times with a smug smirk knowing people are taking pictures of you.

Saw one yesterday around town, thought it looked alright, then it passed me. IT WAS HIDEOUS! Also the guy had some of what sounded like porn music cranked up for all around to hear.

Also related:

The automatic flashing headlight, typically seen on Goldwings more than anything... I get it, you want people to see you, but it’s a little too effective and crosses the line into being an annoyance for others on the road.

The hairy, tattooed, badly tanned and leather and jeans wearing one sitting on the seat of the bike.

Motorcycle stero. You are already loud enough revving your Harley at 6000 RPM when at the traffic light, you don’t need speakers blasting the fucking Eagles cranked to 11.

Ape hangers.

1) James May spinoff where he teaches us about automotive engineering. Example I used earlier was S1E4 Torque. Run time 3 hours 55 minutes