I don't know how you can be more "80s than a Slantnose Turbo Cabriolet....

Vector W2. All the promise of 80's futurism, with relatively disappointing results. Kind of sums up the 80's, doesn't it?

1987 Dodge Aries K and it's brethren, if you lived through the 80s you knew someone who had one or had one yourself, from wikipedia

I drove a rental once

Go home Optimus Prime, you're drunk

How about Briggs Cunningham's 1950 Cadillac, "Le Monstre"?

The 1999 Warsteiner Mercedes Cars were "weird" in the sense that they thought flying would be the fastest way around the track. Unfortunately, Mercedes are much better at making cars than they are at making airplanes...

Mercedes CLR? Weirdest airplane to ever race Le Mans?

A stock 1950 Cadillac

And here is the Pastor Maldonado edition

"It can do about 186 mph"

So, is this him?

Just wait until Richard Gere gets ahold of him. Then he'll really have a story for Workmans Comp.

That was one of the best "OOHHHH DAAAAYYYUUMMMM" 's i've heard in a while.

Plus on a holiday weekend... come on.

Obviously not good childhood friends if they planned the wedding for the day of the Indy 500

Good on you for mentioning that mass is irrelevant. What about the fact that the cars don't travel concentric to the corner, though? They travel an arc with a larger radius than the corner by moving from the outside of the track to the inside and then back out. Centripetal force is given by F = (mv^2)/r. …

Ace and Gary were getting 70+ MPG then, years ago.