@HalOfBorg: one flew in my dad's eye when he opened his full-face helmet at 90mph on the highway...

@Netscott: do you realize the range of that laser??? he probably could blind someone half a mile away...

i actually remember seeing an interview with a (male) porn actor (not sure how i stumbled across it. weird things happen when you watch tv too late) who did not use soap or shampoo. he siad he took several short showers every day (2-7 depending upon work, social events, weather and such). i'd assume he didn't stink in…

@ichiban1081: nothing like peppermint on your nuggets in the morning... lol

@nbergseng: not as poor as retiredly swinging them around on public grounds. i wonder how many people were blinded...

@Nihilexistentialist: forget it man, he's obviously too literal. low IQs tend to do that...

@bitgod: the shaaaame.... the shaaaame...

@BoomingEchoes: mee...knee-ons? i have no idea what you're talking about sir... ahem...

@The Artgineer: lol ^^'

@certifiedfryguy: and liked it.

@200Ponies: rest assured, i did too

@Cupcakes of Doom: wait. is that from love hina? or am i getting my classics confused here?

@reydelaplaya: that could be a problem... or a pillow...

@Gators15: well, if it's similar to ISPs, they can't.

@Roklimber: while i completely agree with everything you said, i don't hope. really, i have no hope of anyone being in any way scientifically rigorous if they are the type to be taking ghosts sufficiently seriously.

@reydelaplaya: hmmmm

@N-Robes: beleive it or not, i replied to you, and it replied to me instead.. reply bug FTL

@docb: i'm sure you can find some aftermarkets that'll work just fine

@docb: i'm sure you can find some that'll fit, even if not from audi.

@Keav: beleive it or not, i like a short, well trimmed but present bush, and a light skin. tanning is kinda off-putting to me for some reason. and tan line? c'mon man! :P