I really like Rosita. She’s solid—she steps up when needed and isn’t all about drama. I tend to gravitate toward the characters with the most sense, and with this crew, she is a top contender.

Water contamination? Not a thing!

you can add clean water to the list... who needs it?

one on hand i am the ultimate scoffer ‘OMG WHO TOOK THESE PICS? DID THEY HIRE SOMEONE TO DO THIS????????’

I feel like if I was on an amazing beach resort vacation with my boo, the last thing I would want to do is walk around taking ‘candid photos’. Give me a disposable camera and a tray of margaritas and all is well.

What a creative way to save taxpayer money! Other things that are not real and therefore do not require time and/or effort:

Yep. The majority of the retractions aren’t “I was raped, jk just said that for fun!”... they might be more like, “I was raped, now I’m ostracized in this small town, my parents think I’m sullied and dirty, and I’m getting harassed by people who think it’s impossible that the rapist could do such a thing.”

DOCTOR SPACE MAN

there you go again, using logic and reason!

Some resorts offer this though?? Don’t get me wrong, I 100% agree with you that it seems friggen weird, but my sister-in-law is in the opposite camp. There are like 40 jillion photos of the last vacation she took with my brother and they aaaaaall look like T. Swift’s. I couldn’t handle it.

“ Things just went too far and someone got scared”

ARRRGGGGH.

You know, when I am having a super intimate romantic celebration with my partner i ALSO hire someone to follow us around with a camera to prove how much we love each other. It enhances the experience.

If Karlie Kloss isn’t there....who took the pictures Bobby?! Think about it....

Sorry to address the elephant in the room, but isn’t it creepy from the start since they slapped stripper boobs on VERY young girls?

The only time in my whole life I ever had the chance to be part of a trend and this happens. :(

So you were sold up until the tiny pool?

Looks like a cheap ass room in the Poconos. I’ve been there. On drugs. Lots of drugs. That’s a room made for drugs and an argument with your ex wife over the merits of a lousy handjob.

Carpeting in the bathroom is gross. It’s basically underwear your bathroom never changes.