Ask your wife for a hug

My wife used to put her feet on the dash, or put her hands out in front of her like she’s going to use the force to stop an impending accident, if I were to come up to a stopped car too quickly. Then I showed her a video of a girl that had her feet on the dash when the airbag went off. She doesn’t do that anymore.

While I’ve never had a truck or SUV, I’ve enjoyed my fair share of driving as far up the snow as I could to park. Kind of tricky with the angle but the rear of my Pontiac was definitely a foot higher than the front. That darned plow driver at my office didn’t clear my favorite spot so I showed him who’s boss.

I remember Steven Wright saying:

Carrying over the yellow on white motif to the seats and the really bad wood trim wasn’t strictly necessary, however. 

It just means you still need to watch Spaceballs. 

you underestimate our laziness 

“Bob” meaning “Burned Out Broncos” or “Bob-E-Que” in this case...

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst…

I like that the memo about leaks...was leaked.

Came here for this, not disappointed.

That’s easy, you make your vehicle out of the thing you’re smuggling (might not work for smuggling people).

I think this thing would be a hoot at any Cars & Coffee. Also, that 1600 has a lot of potential. Those are great engines.

I spend the next 3 months trying to get the seat back in the right position.

I rigged up a kill switch for my 1970 Buick Wildcat.

To each their own, but I wholeheartedly disagree with leaving a kid in the car. Especially a 4 year old that’s old enough to hop out and join you. It takes less than a minute for someone to steal a car. Even if you can “see your car and kid,” by the time you react, its too late.

Trunk monkey?

Except, when it comes to the Chinese government. They will fuck us at every opportunity and will continue to do so via intellectual property theft, currency manipulation, state sponsored espionage, and any number of other methods they can think of to take advantage of us.

Dayam, that went dark real quick. Is there some anti-semitism stuff in Office Space that I’m not aware of? I ask in all sincerity for it is one of my favorite movies and I don’t want it to become my Stone Mountain, again.