I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless. This post is the best prize ever! Thanks so much, Andrew!
Barefoot just feels wrong to me. I don’t feel like I can get the pressure on the brake pedal for some reason and the rubber edges are uncomfortable. Even just a basic racing shoe with a thin sole is better than nothing IMHO.
Chevy: “Hold my beer...”
Being in the parts department in a dealer, I’ll frequently get customers that ask my opinion on whether they should trade in or fix what they have. Each and every one I have asked how often they are bringing their car into the shop for anything other than maintenance. If they come in maybe once a year, I tell them to…
I like how the GT-R turns into a video game car when it crashes.
Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else.
I don’t fucking care if you’re god’s gift to drunk driving.
Came for the Bimmer joke.
Elio will be here any day now.
Obviously us Canadians are running the place now.
Something did. They bought a GM product.
...never use a debit card. Good advice in all situations.
If you’ll indulge me for a moment: after almost eight years, approximately 5 million Kinja posts and, thankfully, only one incarceration, today is my last day at Jalopnik.
I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane.
If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.
You could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...