“Hmmm.... Yeah, looks like you definitely got one of your obnoxious cardigans stuck in your serpentine belt again, Todd.”

Pretty clever to use the blood of innocent Cars & Coffee bystanders for racing stripes! 

2250? Try 2050, delicious humans.

you dont like baileys and oj?

Okay, kids, this is a lesson that getting married and having children leads to a boring life and being told “No” by somebody who doesn’t get it isn’t the American dream. This is......

Just sayin’.

All I want for Christmas is a BPR Global GT revival

Except the customers do care about the CVT when it blows before 100k. It’s not the power transferring characteristics that’s the problem as much as the characteristic of not transferring power.

No, he forced us to mail them to him. Really weird, when you think about it. You had to let the fries cool so the grease wouldn’t soak through the envelope. Spent a fortune on stamps.

He’s got blinker fluid!!!

Looks are subjective, dumbass.

Family legend has it that my grandfather, a small town Indiana guy, had someone park blocking his driveway during an event that brought a fair number of people into said small town at some point in the 60's. He didn’t need to go anywhere, but really didn’t like knowing he couldn’t, due to some jackwagon parking in his…

Right idea, wrong execution. A flower car would be perfect though.....

A wagon might not be quirky enough. A buddy picked up a Corvair Rampside a few years back for $3K and is working to restore it. They are out there and begging to be loaded with kegs via the ramp. (stock image)

Here’s your prize.

The non-turbo means it’s nothing special, so rip it out and drop in a GM 6.0 or 6.2 truck engine.

I’m doing some back of the napkin math here on this one, but my best estimate says the Nile is about 4130 miles long. So if this thing is doing 120 Niles per hour, that translates to 495,600 mph!

The "yankee" game, uh-huh, sure.