Yes! I do big graffiti murals with paleolithic imagery, and I have dudes come up to me all swaggery, and Ill tell them “Oh they think it was mostly women who painted cave paintings!” Without fail, they respond “Well! We were too busy hunting OBVIOUSLY and had no time for silly paintings!” To which I reply “Well you…

I liked Very Smart Brothas/The Root’s headline/version of this story better: http://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/thug-charged-with-shooting-and-critically-injuring-home-1805004621

Sweden isn’t even in the top ten of tallest nations, Norway is fourth.

They were confused by the absence of boob-armor, leather thongs, high-heel boots and thigh-high chainmail leggings.

Let’s dissect this for a moment.

By that measure, I should look like the elephant man.

Exactly! One of my guilty pleasures is watching those ALONE shows where they have to survive off the land and at first they’re all cocky and then it turns out they don’t know their ass from a teakettle. On one, they were on northern Vancouver Island, where it never ever stops raining and like two teams dropped out…

Paul Ryan is still around, but otherwise no.

A man stuck in a flood has a boat come by and offer to pick him up. “No, thanks, God will save me!” He says. Same happens with another boat and a helicopter. Man dies, comes face to face with God and says, “I thought you were going to save me!”

No. Wrong. If he didn’t want to cut off contact, he could have said “sorry lady, but I need to be able to contact this other lady” or just ended their relationship. Instead, he lied about stopping communication, went to some lengths to be secretive, gave his time and attention to someone other than his pregnant wife…

After HE lies and cheats? And child support is not stealing. Women don’t pregnant alone.

Seriously, Jane is great at some stuff but that was terrible advice. She’s somebody I would absolutely be friends with IRL but I’d always be “Oh girl, NO” whenever she tried to give advice. I don’t think I’ve read a single column of Ask Jane yet that hasn’t made me angry. :(

what the f kind of advice did you give to question 1

Yeah, that was my suspicion as well. Not too many guys are willing to jerk off long-distance for five years without ever trying to meet in person. It may not have actually happened, but I 100% guarantee he tried to make it happen.

This advice is so good that I’m thinking about taking it even though I’m happily married with no children.

Truly. I still generally like Banana Republic stuff for the office, but GAP stuff is mostly like, “What if Old Navy clothes were more expensive and less flattering?”

Wait why is Dubya over looking sad with the Democrats?

Its like if Norman Rockwell was a hateful, less talented meth addict.

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.