This right here is some cynical bullshit.

“Okay, this is getting kinda old. Fourteen is good enough.” - Cardinals fans (and R. Kelly)

Do yourself a favor and don’t. When Iowa St is 1-9 next year, down 34-10 at the half on a cold, grey November day, you’ll be wishing these guys had drowned.

“What are the odds?! No, seriously, what are the odds?” - Joseph Randle

Pretty much the weightlifting equivalent of when I have sex; plenty of talk beforehand, a good show of confidence, a decent build up, use of a rubber... and then unintelligible grunts before everything slips out and I’m getting laughed at after a spectacular fail.

“I’d hit that.”

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

Are you kidding me.