I do not understand this term "too sugary" to which you refer.

Smile! Because baby/honey/gurrrl, you're too pretty to look sad, and you should focus on whether or not your face is pleasing to men.

But don't smile too much, or we'll have to kill you.

"What! A toyota camwee?"

Mark, has Buzzfeed started writing your headlines?

I cannot think of a single sexual encounter that truly stands out. All that comes to mind is how awesome hot tub jets are....

What does that say about me?

I think honeymoon funds can be fine as long as they are done tactfully. If you set dollar amounts in a big range (as you would with a gift registry), are detailed about what the money will be used for, and send thank you notes like you would with regular gifts, you should avoid "tacky" labels.

I had a friend who asked for money for a honeymoon instead of gifts and I was happy to contribute. They're young, have a home together, but one of them is still in grad school and even though it's none of my business, I'm pretty sure a honeymoon was not the most affordable thing for them. I'm single and have…

I'm sorry, but every time I hear someone talk about how Mother's day is a manufactured piece of shit Hallmark holiday and OH MY GOD THEY WILL NOT BE A PART OF THAT, MOTHERFUCKERS....

You stay with your pet when he or she is being euthanized. I don't care that it is "too hard" for you. You suck it up, hold your pet, give kisses, and stay until the very end. Then you go to the beach and scream for as long as it takes. You do not leave your pet behind to be euthanized alone. Period. (Also, this vet…

Hear hear, we have this debate monthly and it is so tiresome and predictable. The same exact comments and responses are given each time;

My dude and I are not married but have been together going on 8 years. We are labeled as engaged on fb, so for about 7 years now, I have been given targeted wedding adverts. When I got pregnant last spring, I started getting the baby ads, which I don't even understand how? Posting an ultrasound pic? Well, i noticed…

I generally dislike things that try to explain gender roles by using the modern interpretation of the extremes of those roles and relating them to sexual identification. For example:

Marget Atwood once recalled that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, "They are afraid women will laugh at them." When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, "We're afraid of being killed."

Thank you for not redacting the names.

I'm looking for where he said anything about violent rape. Everything listed here sounds awful, and clearly misogynistic, but the title said he bid people in his employ to violently rape her. With quote marks around "violently rape," implying it is a quote from somewhere. But I can't find it. Is this an oversight? Is…

No, because there will still exist people like my mom who buys the magazines because she only uses the Internet to send me an endless stream of e-cards.

Let those among us without an image of a lady inserting a plane into her vagina copied to our clipboard throw the first stone.

One day, I was walking to school and I started to think about what I wanted to see today. WIthin thirty seconds, I came up with it. It was boobs. And then bam! There's a girl. She's got some boobs on her, whaddaya know! And there's another one! And another! And a dude but we don't care about dicks right now. And…