You missed one:

Who do they leave out? Alabama. Plain and simple.

To quote a friend of mine: It’s a waste of a phenomenal offense to have such a bad defense.

OMG I WANT ONE SO BAD TOO. I had one as a loaner and just absolutely loved it. My wife makes fun of me because it’s an “old person car” but I like the size and the way it drives. Are you getting the V6 or the four-cylinder?

Yeah, it was a bad choice to begin with, but at the time we thought it would get us through until we had kids. Little did we know that “until we have kids” was going to be less than a year.

I know someone will probably confiscate my Jalop card for this but we’re getting a 2018 Odyssey soon and I’m actually excited about it. Mainly because I’m glad to be rid of the 2011 HHR it’s replacing.

Besides ground clearance and the fact that you can buy one off the lot rather than having it special ordered, what’s the reason to buy one of these over a regular V90?

Two things: I’m going to buy the minivan. We’ve already test driven the 2018 Odyssey and all of our issues with the 2017 have been resolved for 2018. So that’s definitely happening. Also, need to make some traction on this:

Don’t forget guns (looking at you, Dong’s)

#1: I see what you did there.

I’ve been told that if someone dies and their dog sees their corpse, the dog will be able to tell that they are dead, and won’t feel like they’ve been abandoned. However, if the dog isn’t able to see the corpse for whatever reason, then the dog will still expect them to come back, and eventually feel abandoned. Either…

32500 DM in 1957 was about $7738, which is about $68,000 in 2017.

HOLY CRAP YODA. But also, why the heck did they have to do the Canto Bight scene? What purpose did that serve, other than getting Finn and Rose to team up? Also, how does Rose know so much about First Order trackers?

Essentially, yes. It would be just as easy for a future president to overturn what the Trump administration has done as it has been for Trump to overturn the things he’s overturned from the Obama administration. The Trump administration has, so far, mainly used executive orders and administrative policy to govern,…

Does this mean we can get the fanfare back in the new Star Wars movies? That’s been one of the more jarring differences, especially for Rogue One.

...but seriously though, this is all very interesting information.

Good question. I think one (or more) of the following things could have something to do with it:

If the pattern isn’t vividly clear by now, I’ll give you a hint: if Obama did it, Trump wants to undo it. Doesn’t matter what it is, doesn’t matter if it was objectively a good or bad idea. He and his supporters want to make it as if Obama’s presidency never happened. It’s not business, it’s personal.

It’s time. Part it out, then send it to Valhalla.