I encourage this relevant coverage from the Greater Schenectady Area.

Why are they bothering to talk to Geoff?  Geoff/Jeff is wrong on a fundamental level. 

6'2" is kind of a weird height. You're taller than almost everybody but there's always somebody taller than you at the concert, none of your clothing fits, and you're too big to sit comfortably in arenas and airplanes. Not bad for a dating profile though. 

You should try the Amtrak route to Nashville. 

Scramble bands specialize in old-school humor. By that I mean white dudes punching down. Good riddance.

I was in the Tennessee band. That was one of the throwaway shows that everybody hates to do. Every home game has a different show, so they’d simplify some shows and only really put together 3 real shows a year, with one of them being the Circle Drill which doesn’t change too much year to year. There’s a lot of clever…

Yeah, it’s incredibly unclear.  The 32 feet is from the linked BBC article but it doesn’t give more information than that.

I’m not a big fan of baseball.  Is it difficult to replace these bags?  If it isn’t trivial you could replace them during the commercial breaks and dry the alternate pair in between.  

As a Tennessee fan, I saw the headline and thought “Geoff Calkins probably shat out some hot take for this.”

I wanted to get a better idea so I looked up the depth. Apparently it’s 32 feet for this place. Not a trivial depth and definitely risky for a novice, but if he was experienced probably not a huge effort. 

I understand the urge to find unique ways to propose but I feel like that’s the sort of thing you should do with as little mortal risk as possible.  Why potentially scar your partner for life?  

Well the single is out so there wasn’t any point anymore. 

Given the game I usually get "Nazi", which isn't actually a racial slur, so points to you for digging that one up. 

It’s fun. At my school a small number of the members got scholarships as well, but most marched because they enjoyed marching and playing music.   

You joke but I have heard that one.  It’s a far cry from systemic racism though  

It kind of feels like Miley is using the breakup as a career move and Liam just isn’t.  

He got booed by one guy in the stands, and Lindsey (his partner), Bruno, Carrie Ann, and Tom all dunked on him with withering criticism.

She’s well compensated, and might have something else lined up that would keep her from finishing the season. Karina used to get intentionally paired with jerks or concussion-addled athletes when she had engagements scheduled with Slavik that would otherwise conflict with the season.

Anecdotally I know this to be false. However, for the purposes of DWTS it is definitely true. Anyone they pick to be conspicuously conservative, especially if it's a guy, is just not good at dancing. I feel like spending so much time in the conservative echo chamber makes it impossible for them to process opposing…

“Sean really dances at a pre- pre- school level.”