Oh, and he beat some scrub named Manny Ramirez in ROY voting that year.

Holy crap! A Bob “The Hammer” Hamelin sighting! Are we sure 1994 wasn’t really the Rapture? Because the Royals & Expos were in first place at the strike and a dude that looked like this won AL ROY.

Also, what if Suarez had been born across La Plata in Argentina instead of Uruguay? ARG would be 2 time defending World Cup champs right now, that’s what.

Get a real striker, Argentina, and then you’d win stuff with Messi. Shit, even Pedro can score goals with Messi. Higuain & Lavezzi don’t count. Neymar, Suarez, David Villa a couple years back all had the best form of their lives playing with Messi, who also scores goals with them. He’s like a great scoring point guard…

The elder abuse angle is more compelling to me. Though the characterization of Atticus is indeed jarring, I don’t think it has to repudiate TKAM, so much as provide additional depth and context to suggest that Atticus arrived at his TKAM principles and heroism after first confronting, interrogating, and conquering his…

Congrats on your move and well-done on this piece! Bonne chance in Seattle!

Hillary hasn’t fought for anyone except herself, Bill & Chelsea for at least 3 decades now. The fact that the left is not only taking her seriously as a candidate, but treating her as inevitable is depressing.

y’all laugh, but every time i see one of these, I get the phantom pain squirms thinking about bouncing and skidding off asphalt like that. ggguuuuuhhh. NNNNOOOOOPPPEE.

or Lars from Metallica

Thanks to their horrible climate, Scots are too ill-acquainted with the sun to know that’s not what it really looks like. They’re probably just happy to see something that isn’t grey.

That was 100% adorable. Although I’m a bit worried this kid will grow up to be one of those Laker Bros or maybe one of those Auburn fans taunting Marshall Henderson.

What a stupid tangent.

yep. also, how was this SIX years ago?! also, great examples of why John Harkes freaking sucks

I thought for sure that sponsor logo was a joke, based off the mascot, but BAH GAWD KING, it’s the real deal!

that video ended right before he sarcastically clapped his hands several times just inches in front of the assistant referee’s face too. what an ass clown. those seattle fans are ruining deuce with their ceaseless bellyaching.

Hilarious & instructive that this is a crisis this year but wasn’t when Jeter was getting massive fan votes over a dozen more qualified shortstops every year from 06-2012.

not sure that would yield a better result this year...#Yosted.

Rose is delicious and awesome and if you haven’t tried it, you should. Manly men also wear pink dress shirts (hello Brits & Italians) and that hasn’t bothered anyone for decades. If you are the type of bro who won’t drink rose because “ew it’s pink, so GAY!” then you probably don’t have the cojones to drink the stuff…

every time i see something about Ed Sheeran i just think of the line from the (kinda shitty, kinda funny) moive Rat Race, where John Cleese describes his assistant as “tragically, born without a personality.”