Speaking as a former child of a physically abusive dad, they are all cowards. After I turned 16 I got big enough I could stop the abuse. I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I told him, if you lay one hand on me, I will kill you, and I may not succeed, but you will be very messed up, I promise you. He never…

My mom died in 2007 after many years of poor health. My dad -although grieved - had been through the ringers caring for my mom and essentially managing her slow inevitable death. Two months later, he’s hooked up with another widower he’d known (through business partners) for years. Then we’re out golfing one day and…

That’s because you were eating all that yoga mat bread

If you are subsisting on not much money for whatever reason, Subway is pretty much the cheapest option besides dollar pizza. There’s a pretty steep food to price ratio. I know this because after graduating when I was working for free like a millennial chump, I ate Subway a bunch and got SO SICK and had to go to the…

Literally 100% of this is going on my Wishlist.

Great post Greg, and great art Jim.

I'm hoping for a follow-up when Fritz has learned to catch.

My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.)

A Juggalo. I would elaborate but I don't really think that's necessary.