They do that anyway.

FOH

Yeah, I still remember the two times Obama lost in massive landslides to Republicans. 

They are not here to play.

Think we found one half of the Dem ticket, folks.

Your analogy is weak as hell and dumb as fuck. I can’t take off my hair the way you take off your suit.

Read all the words, you fucking moron. Done with you, go back to sucking white dick and screaming at teenagers to pull their pants up.

An afro IS a conservative style. There is nothing more conservative than not altering your hair with chemicals. What you mean by “conservative” is a style that makes white people feel comfortable and white people are just going to have to suck it the fuck up and mind their motherfucking business because our hair is…

I can’t help but notice that the dress code for girls is much longer and more detailed than the dress code for boys. This shit always happens. For boys its always “don’t have long hair and wear pants”, for girls its “see the attached manual and instructional DVD”.

Weren’t the Dred-Locks Zartan’s cronies in G.I. Joe the cartoon?

If Cardi says “enough is enough" and means it, other beleaguered women might follow suit, and these dudes can’t have that. Thus, all the unsolicited relationship advice from men least qualified to give it.

He’s her direct boss, tho. Innuendo and special handshakes and wine aren’t really appropriate. It’s also likely that this all ramped up over time, until she was bothered enough to leave early.

This. I’ve known more than one engineer/scientist fall back on the ‘socially awkward” or “aspergers” perception to justify asshole/abusive/toxic behavior. The thing is, if you have socially abhorrent behaviors, their are therapies out there to treat you. If you're going to operate in society it's incumbent that you…

False, there is literally NO way I can imagine a man who I’m not intimate with, particularly my boss, saying “If I hug you, I might want more!” in a non-creepy way.

If my intent is to be friendly and position myself as a mentor (for example) and I express this by grabbing your crotch, my intent doesn’t mean shit.

I love this. I just helped coach my daughter's soccer team and they suuuuuuuucked but I really hope she will remember my attempt to help.

Me, too. This is not at all what my experience was like growing up. You can feel the love in these lines.

daaaawwwww... This is the story I needed to read after a, uh, weird week of news. Thank you very much for sharing it, and here’s to your daughter (*lifts invisible glass of nightly tea*) having a memory like this to share too.

this was beautiful! i remember my dad doing a similar thing, but with soccer. he taught me and my siblings the basics of dribbling, passing, where to the hit the ball and how much force to use depending on where you wanted it to go. i still think of this every time i kick a soccer ball. he’d come home from work…

Dammit Damon, now I’m teary-eyed. Thank you for this.