For a moment I thought, “Wait, what does his color have to do with this?” Then I realized, “Because you would NEVER find a black man doing such a stupid thing!”

Carnal face is the perfect description!

Uh WOW that link is goooood.

Burberry Bostoncollege approves.

Good Lord. He must be twenty years younger than I am, but I swear my jaw just dropped, literally, and if I’d tried to talk, it would have come out as something like “Nyannngghhhuuhhh.”

Portmanteau that shit. Commes des Garcoberlin.

Awwww. Since they’re last names for first names can’t we go gender blind?

That would be perfect!!!

I’m guessing since her minions are named Chanel #2, Chanel #3, etc., the formula would be something like Chanel plus your favorite number.

Torrid has the best camis for us big girls. I’m 5’6, 265 lbs and have 42F boobs. Their size 2 (like an 18/20) fit over my boobs with no sideboobage and go down long enough to cover my butt/crotch. They are normally $18.50 but Torrid has regular coupons and “haute cash” where you can get them for cheaper. Those alone…

When I don’t do what people pay me to do, I get yelled at and I stress and get mud butt. Would be nice to not do my job and make millions. Some day maybe..

Wow. Wow. Wow. Now THAT is a fantasy I can get behind.

The Martin-ing of genre is pissing me the eff off.

Now that I’ve had time to adjust, I’m kind of curious to see what happens! It’s been a stressful time in my life these past few months, so I can’t help but think that may have played a role.

I’m glad the racist fuck used the word “settled”. With the number of people who reflexively roll their eyes when someone suggests gentrification is a bad thing, it’s a breath of fucking fresh air when a white person temporarily drops the facade and actually says what they mean to say minus the dog whistles. I settled…

Right? Like, I was trying to figure out the whole time if it was supposed to be a parody? I generally haven’t had a problem with some of the somewhat makeup-skeptical articles on millihellen, but this was just relentlessly bitter and unnecessary.

Bless you, Bobby Finger

This may be the first (and last) time I agree with/like Combs, but he’s right. Good for him.

Many women on the planet can’t or don’t want to use moon cups. This sort of attitude by new moon cup converts only increases the number of women in the second category.

But could he do it on a rainy night in Stoke?