NO WIRE HANGERS!!! EVAH...

Kanye is much more clever than you, Becky.

Kanye’s hella clever. I do agree that he isn’t necessarily good at playing the long game, fashion-wise anyway. Musically I think he’s had a solid long game so far.

Uh, whats the Jazz Age Lawn Party on Governor’s Island have to do with it?

I agree with 95% of your assessment.

“He’s not clever.’ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLY. Really bruh.

Oh, the last line. You poor thing.

Wow, this is too twisted for color TV! I am so sorry you’ve gone through so much but I can tell by your username (which is my favorite name ever!) that you ended up being an awesome, well-adjusted badass!

How is this way at the bottom and significantly lacking more stars?

WOW.

A nice and classy funeral for all involved.

I'm writing a treatment up for a buddy comedy of this lady and the lady who drank all the cognac instead of giving it to the TSA RIGHT NOW!

Now I really hope they do have a Worst Funeral pissing contest so that you can tell the whole story and win hands down.

Oh my god. I’d definitely heard offhand gross comments before then (usually from my own aunt, because she’s cray) but I’m glad I didn’t experience anything firsthand until my early teens. I’ve also looked the same for the last fifteen years - when I was fourteen, I played twenty in a play. I’m twenty-nine now and I…

I mean, I believe you, but I sincerely hope you're exaggerating some because oh. my. god.

I used to get annoyed by that, but I feel like it’s so colloquially accepted now that there’s no point in differentiating in situations like this, where the (alleged) fan or whatever just meant “in the crotch region.”

Oh damn.

Was there anything after the funeral, maybe a lunch at least, where everyone (or at least you) could go get good and drunk?

“He described sex with minors, including underage prostitutes between the ages of 9 and 16” Um, no. He described raping child sex slaves. No nine year old is a prostitute and no nine year old “has sex” with an adult. Ever. That’s slavery and rape. I know. I too was a nine year old sex slave.