According to Gwen it’s “I apply a matte, dry base such as L’Oreal Paris Infallible in Ravishing Red, and then something creamy and moist on top, like M.A.C Lipglass in Russian Red.”

you know what else is peaked? MY INTEREST MY NIPPLES.

I live in Mexico and a salsita (a “small” or simple salsa) of just tomato and onions and cilantro is super common. A little lime, a little salt and there’s no shame in that salsa game.

LADY HURT LOCKER

You know what? Just ONCE I would like to be surprised by something like this. I would like to live in a world where horrible misogynist behavoir would be actually shocking instead of grimly expected and depressing. Fuck all of this.

I don’t think you truly go to hell unless you put the milk in first. The rest are just venial, not cardinal, sins.

My grandfather used to read that to us before we went to bed. I’m pretty sure I could do most, but probably not all, of it.

Meryl Streep is famous for not allowing people to film her stage rehearsals, especially as she’s in the process of finding the right delivery because “process looks like bad acting.”

We’re often in the same boat. My fella is a photographer and when he does freebies he always makes is clear that it’s for X number of photos. Not sure if it’ll help you this time, but if you’re clear about it next time it might make things easier.

So THAT’S what happened to Baby Jane.

[Not with her eye]

and then he’d explain to her that he sexed her up really, really well and thus DESERVES her number. I don’t want this to be true, but in my heart I know it is.

TOTALLY. IME the level of maturity, honesty, confidence and self-knowledge required to not give a damn about what society says a couple should look like absolutely translates to happier relationships.

This is my new favorite gif and you are my new favorite person.

Oh girl, been there. Been there so long I was registered to vote there. Been there so long I paid property taxes. This is what you need to do: Tell yourself it’s okay to feel this way tonight and then OWN IT. Like really get into it. Talk out loud (that’s important, do it in your car if you have to) and say “Tonight…

I have seen Swedish people do this. I have tried it once as a kid, although it was more like a slather of butter and a scraping of peanut butter. It wasn’t the worst thing, but I can’t recommend it.

Interesting. As I previously mentioned I am a giantess, and you would not believe the number of guys who have told me how happy they were to find a fat girl who loved her body. It’s a pretty tragic cycle. Society tells girls from a shockingly young age how they’ll be alone forever because they’re fat. That makes them…

I’m 5’10 with wet hair and bare feet, but my “pageant height” (i.e.: heels, hair and good posture) is usually around 6’3” so taller than the vast majority of people. I pretty much never leave the house in anything less than a 2” platform, because I need the cushioning, so my regular walking-around height is still just…

She was trying to pratice her lay downs, obviously. As a Celtic/Nordic giantess, the only people who’ve been dicks about my height have been in that 5’8-6’ range. The really short guys are like “sure, wear those 5” heels” because who gives a fuck, but the guys who are just a bit taller without cracking 6’ have always…

I’m sorry you’ve had that experience. I’m tall as a valkyrie and built like an ancient fertility goddess and short guys have been flocking to me since my first boy/girl dance in 1992. I’ve had a hell of a good time with them and have only once had a problem with a bad egg, which isn’t bad for 20+ years of active…