Genetic predisposition, I think.

probably laughed at us khaki and polo-rocking enginerds (if they weren’t laughing, they should have been; we are terrible dressers.)

This article is fine example of how awful some of the Jalopnik contributors are these days. If you don’t have anything nice to say, shut the fuck up. This drivel is both lazy and pathetic, and not even remotely informative.

To the seller...

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Some people do not believe the Jaguar XJ220 was “good.” When I’m in charge, those people will be put into labor camps.

I wouldn’t say they “don’t do rigorous enough testing.” I know people love to hate on OEMs, but in reality they do a metric SHIT TON of testing. The reality is that things will happen no matter HOW much testing you do.

That’s why occasionally NASA loses a multi-billion dollar space probe 10 years into a mission even…

Came here to say just this. “...pull the dick off a chocolate mouse...” is some vivid, creative wordplay. Bravo!

pull the dick off a chocolate mouse

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Well I mean you could say Hamtramck or Highland Park are in Detroit ... but you’re right.

You have just defined the Ford’s advertising campaign.

Not everyone that lives outside of a big city is broke af.

You’d have to be on a pretty steep hill, and parking on a hill would lock your valuables away.

It’s the car for people who got thrown in the back of one upon arrest, and it imprinted on them. A sort of auto-Stockholm syndrome.

Tip: If it’s only half a worker, he’s not sleeping.

Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

I remember the good old days, when the union was respectful enough to personally bust your car window, and come to your house after dark to threaten you in nice personal ways in order to get you to join a union.

I wouldn’t have thought grandmas were a target demographic for Raptors.

When did “capitalist” become a bad word? Is there a memo I missed?