I hope this is a blackadder reference.

if w/ camera, YES please. if w/ gun, no thank you. if w/ water gun, only the 2nd half.

I definitely recommend Jon Krakauer’s book Under the Banner of Heaven. He gets into all of the LDS-specific factors that could have prevented her early rescue, including her belief that she was damaged goods. As an ex-mo woman myself, it was completely believable and understandable.

It’s not that I don't appreciate all the times you bought my coffee when you saw me in uniform. It’s definitely a thoughtful gesture. But if you really want to thank me for my service, you can collectively raise holy hell with your elected representatives about how injured veterans are cared for in this country when…

A couple of years ago I was flying into Boston from London and was waiting at the luggage carousel while a beagle in a snazzy navy blue jacket and his handler, a tiny, sweet-faced Chinese-American lady, did the rounds, giving everybody a thorough sniffing. And he was such a good dog, so serious and so professional.…

Over on ESPN.com they have a gut wrenching tribute to Lauren. She stared down cancer and death and instead of “fuck you” she said, “Let what will be what will be. I’ll do what I can with the time I have left.” And she did it all with a smile and without one goddamn complaint. Cancer doesn’t have such dignity. Dear…

My 15-year-old niece got a talking-to from her high school guidance counselor for the exact same thing. She’s “too confident in her answers,” and it upsets her male teachers. Because…they’re overly emotional, insecure crybabies, I guess?

Sorry everyone. I went through 7 (YES, SEVEN) whole pages of Perez Hilton's website combing for possible answers, and nothing fits.

There are no excuses for my behavior. I never thought of myself as a racist. I never considered it a possibility, but the bottom line is that the words that were said in that chant were mean, hurtful, and racist

Amazing - Vile Tempered Shit Machines was the name of my punk band!

You dated Newt Gingrich?

That's a tall order. He got caught buying OxyContin & STILL bitches about criminals & addicts & all the breaks they get. I don't think he is human. I think one of Reagan's ball hairs gained sentience, broke off, was educated by Dick Cheney, and was given a show. Expecting humility from a sentient ball hair is asking a…

They should have gone with a Snitches Get Stitches Frankenstein doll.

I promise you that I would. Not because I was so great, but because this was that bad.

So proud!

So, my freshman year of college I was going through a depressive episode. One night, in a fit of self-medicating, I thought I could basically out-drink a couple of guys on the baseball team (I. Funneled. Screwdrivers.) Needless to say, I punched a 1-way ticket to blackout city. My friends didn't know where I'd gone to…

I love this! Late one night I caught my mom-this was many years ago-playing Wolfenstein and screaming, "FUCK YOU, NAZI BASTARDS! I'M COMING FOR ALL OF YOU!" I burst out laughing, and she was all, "What? I like video games. Now you know!" Best moment of my young adult life.

I hope that poor boy was okay after his parents insisted on him eating that food even though it had gluten in it.