I have two stories: one sweet, one that scared the hell out of me.

I have a friend who had what she called 'faerie problems.' Mostly, stuff disappeared and turned up later (sometimes MUCH later) in improbable spots. Said friend was mostly willing to put up with it, but at one point, a pan she needed to finish making supper vanished from the counter when her back was turned. She got…

Damn, I actually had some respect for her, too. HHope her kids and grandkids are okay...

My thoughts exactly. I fucking hate the world sometimes. But then I remember that people make videos of Pallas Cat kittens, and the homicidal urges die down. A bit.

Jesus, that lactation consultant should be fired. That's like someone cornering me in a doctor's office and trying to sell me on the benefits of menstruation (I'm sure that there are some...), and getting shirty at my 'no thanks, hysterectomy' response. You just don't treat people like that! There should be lifelong…

Is it really possible to overuse this gif? I think not.

Not a LOT of nostalgia, especially for the 'I was at your last appointment and your doctor did NOT say you can skip your damn blood pressure pills, just take them already!' ones. A bit more for her solemn declarations on what I should do (or wear, or or or...) that I smiled and nodded at, then did what I was gonna do…

Yeah, she was a tough dame. I miss her. Gods help me, I even kinda miss fighting with her to put her damn hearing aids in. (not a lot, she was stubborn as fuck and so am I, the battles got EPIC)

My English grandma would have done the same! Except her walker had wheels, and ramming it into a guys knee or groin would have delighted her.

Wasn't this happening in England a few months back? I remember seeing pictures. And being terrified - clowns don't generally scare me, but creepy clowns wandering around at night? So. Much. Nope.

Speaking from experience, bottle feeding is rewarding but painful. Baby kitties have sharp claws! In our case, the not so baby cat still has sharp claws (she refuses to let anyone trim them) and likes to jump on me on bed and 'nurse' on the blanket. I'd be a lot happier about the cuteness if she could knead on the…

This exchange happened when my nephew was around 3. He'd been doing the 'gotta pee' dance.

Jesus christ, you are full of yourself.

Just hearing my friend push my godson out pretty well solidified my child free ideals. I expect this thread will give me a thousand reasons to be grateful for my recent hysterectomy. Besides the whole 'thirty percent increased risk of reproductive system cancers,' of course.

Damn you, tree nut allergy!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

I'm not exactly a dedicated follower of fashion, but damn near everything I've seen her wear on the red carpet has been ill-fitting, hideous, or both. I'm actually somewhat impressed by her dedication to bad clothes.

Jesus H Christ in a miniskirt. The fact that the police are involved and the school is cooperating is GOOD NEWS. In other news, I hate the world and everything in it.

For some reason, I kept hearing 'electrified betas' on the album - makes sense in the context of the story, I suppose.

But... But... What about my god-gaven right to cosplay the Apache Tracker? Will no one think of the cosplayers?!

Oh, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I thought my opinion of this asshat could not get any liwer. Turns out there's an entire cave system under the bottom of the barrel.