There are times and places where I don't object to things like 'my lady' or a bit of polite chivalry. These times and places are SCA events, and if you kiss my hand, you might find it planted in your face even at an event. Outside of events, yeah, the elaborate, performative chivalry - the kind that comes with…

Oddly enough, I quite enjoyed it, despite not liking the season all that much. And given the shit Fiona pulled, I think eternity with the asshole she tricked the rest of the coven into killing is pretty damn fitting. (poor Misty, tho...)

Goddess help me, I didn't see the 'Florida Man' in the headline until AFTER I'd read the article, and I've got the weird combination of rage and giggling going on.

If you want a well-made, big pavilion that can pass for medieval(ish), you're gonna pay a lot. Not nine grand, but a decent-sized one from Panther Pavilion will set you back quite a bit.

It was more that the storylines just. kept. piling. up. The burned guy and his sick relationship with Jessica Lange. Her fucked up kids. The fucked up current inhabitants of the house (anyone else want to strangle Dylan McDermots character after he spent a whole season insisting that everyone in sight forgive him for…

Erm... It was strongly implied that things that were probably aliens kept abducting the unjustly imprisoned guy and his girlfriends/wives. I really, really have no clue, though, because the story went on to focus on rapist family values (WHY DIDN'T LANA HAVE THE DAMN ABORTION?!?!?!?) and maybe possibly alien or half…

I would have loved to see more of the... what were they called, Raspers? They could have done so much more with Cromwell as a sick bastard who experimented on living humans, instead of the whole 'obsessed with the possessed nun' thing.

But the writers have done that in all three seasons - instead of letting the locations and their stellar casts fuel things, they insist on adding more and more and more bullshit (Black Dahlia in Murder House, the goddamn aliens in Asylum, whatever the hell won't get wrapped up in Coven). If they cut the storylines in…

I... what the fucking fuck? Really? Is this some sick joke?

I actually think that's a cape. Or something cape-like, because it looks separate from the back of the dress.

The most terrifying jewelry store ad in the history of history:

That is beautiful.

Jesus, at least my mom waited to give me her anniversary ring until I was engaged!

I suppose it's better than the 'DEATH TO TURBINE HEADS!!!!!!' a friend once saw in a bathroom.

My father, a staunch fiscal conservative and award winning member of the local GOP, voted Obama in 2008 because he said that the thought of Palin being so close to the Presidency made him want to throw up.

The actual Spider Girl on the package looks like she had several ribs and misc organs surgically removed.

I don't think the English language has a word for the bitter, cynical noise I just made. It's a sick, sad sort of progress, I suppose.

Does hoping that he sends dick pics so we can mock them mercilessly make me a bad person?

My grandma is <i>obsessed</i> with my weight. I don't generally take note of it because I've already got enough anxiety triggers, thankyouverymuch. When I told her that, and keep telling her that, she asks my MOM, saying that I look like I've lost some and she 'only wants to know' because she cares so goddamn much.…

Ugh, my MOM tried to tell me for YEARS that my cramps couldn't be that bad because none of her female relatives had menstrual problems (they did, but no one talked about them). I love my mom, but she pulled some bullshit on my sister and I when we were younger.