It's an American show about losing weight, not a show about getting healthy. Of course, it takes things to wretched excess, because that's what the mob demands on the idiot box.

Damn. I could've gotten my wife pads! Dammit!

I'm with Dan Savage. Common sense, really. It only turns into a big discussion when people project all kinds of crap on maintenance sex which is neither abusive nor non-consensual because that's not what we're talking about here. It's not about anyone being forced into sex. It's kinda like how you pretend to be more…

I swear to God, I spent 10 minutes at Target last night trying to figure out how to buy 3 Glad items so I could get a $5 gift card and store them for later. I compared the prices to what I pay for the Kirkland ones, on the margin, and hunted for trash bags and some other things.

Thanks for sharing your measurements! They are relevant!

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

"Every Boob is like a Snowflake", coincidentally, was one of the last cuts off the Frozen soundtrack.

Finally. Pretty blonde white ladies are being given a chance in show business.

Rumor has it that she has now found an ass-wiping assistant, but you didn't hear that from me.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

We like nudity in this country. 'Nuff said. :D

I saw that "best & worst moms" issue at the store today. That's got to be one of the worst, most mean-spirited shitty-ass cover stories I've ever seen, and that bar is already pretty low for a tabloid. What the actual fuck?

I love these articles because they make me feel so optimistic. The GOP is committing slow suicide by continuing to alienate women, gays, minorities, young voters, blacks, latinos—basically everyone who isn't an old white man.

• You have access to Plan B should you have an unwanted pregnancy

I think the reason she looks so good is cause she has had fillers/peels rather than a wind-tunnel face lift. So minor improvements, rather than trying to look 20 years younger.