@jje37: Let me try! Let me try!

Because he's 3008.

@RuckingFetard: Also, fuck the extra fees this will have us pay. Fees on top of fees on top of fees on top of...

Surely the "other evidence of drug use" can't have anything to do with it.

@Alys Brangwin is wedded to calamity: Off-topic comment: Phantasy star 4 FTW!

Surely the "other evidence of drug use" can't have anything to do with it.

@Vrank92: After all, there's still twice more meat in the thing, no matter what the initial amount was.

I'm perplexed by the last paragraph. In school I learned to close windows and doors during a fire in the same sentence as I learned to stop, drop and roll.

@LegacyCrono: Well, isn't CG child porn legal?

@MegaShark: Either an elemental magic spell from some videogame or a hit of metamphetamine, I think.

Geiger readings or bust.

@AndStuff: AAAHH! That dog can shoot radiation from its eyes!

@bombastinator: Usually better, but not by much.

@jetRink: Wait, you're implying that Greenpeace are populist fear-mongerers? Preposterous!

@Tim Gee: Sure, add a middleman to something where the problem is that it is too expensive. That'll help.

Clay Shirky demonstrating his forward-thinking intelligence once more, this time applied to this very topic:

@kaffenated: yeah, good luck with that NYT. We all saw how murdoch's little experiment went.

@pimlicosound: Thank you sir for your explanation. I especially like the part where you state "For what it's worth, I think the military is doing its best to fight a war that has been poorly defined by the politicians."

@Adah: While there is logic to what you said, there's still no logic to why you're doing war there in the first place. That's why civilians are complaining.

@Zinger314: Oh god I hate these things.