@truthtellah: And you, sir, didn't get the last part of the joke.

@justinfarrar1: Move to canada. Law enforcement forces here have specifically stated they don't care about downloading for personal use. Which doesn't make sense, but at least shows they aren't so stupid as to buy into media label's bullshit and enforcing their extortion.

@vsound: *Waves pitchfork and torch*

"What? I have to drive through 2 states to vote? Okay, if google says so..."

@Norbs: No, they want to make computers something new and impressive. Constantly.

@kaffeen: d'oh!

@SynthOno: *likes this*

@BOOTS in the World Series!: I hope they make it so you can select a certain part of your screen to be keyed to these circular surfaces; just select the spot where your on-screen joystick is, and use the trackpads, leaving the screen free on almost any android game.

@Ldubbz: General rule of thumb: If you see the picture used for this article on the main page, don't click the article. It's usually flamebait.

@Grindhouse Murders: The "it never stops, this shit" at the end sounded forced, the rest was REALLY NECESSARY.

@OverThereInThemTrees: It even encourages companies to make nicer, bigger, more expensive packaging that will end up in the trash anyway. It's not like cellphones were like other consumer products either; most of the time you don't even see the box before buying it.

@rev02: And fill in the rest with Angry Birds gameplay.

@theimmc: Yes. Two is one, one is none.

Yo dawg...

@Dezerus Richardson: There are plenty of third-party part, some even allow backwards compatibility with first-gen mindstorm parts.

@Facebook: And activate it by screaming.

@ttk2: Funny story: my friend once had a customer, a lady in her 30's-40's maybe, who specifically wanted a resistive touchscreen because she liked being able to use her fingernails to operate her phone. He had to dig out old winmo phones and low-end android ones.

@ttk2: True, but not everyone comes into a store with their mind set to a particular phone. If they do absolutely want an iPhone, fine, that's an easy sale. Otherwise you never know, maybe they'll like one of the other form factors, and android has many of those, so they must be easy to push.

Ok here's a fact from up here in Canada, be it relevant or not:

@OCEntertainment: Giz, please offer this man a job.