@hawkeye18: You sure don't want to be in front of him.

@redman042: I read that in my mind with Lawrence Fishburne's voice and it felt awesome.

One day intel will sell an "upgrade card" for our brains too.

@jepzilla: One important thing you left out is that they "cripple" chips according to quality control most of the time. Making CPUs is a very hit-and-miss process, and a high percentage end up having imperfections somewhere on the assembly line. During quality control, some processors aren't as stable as others of the…

@EvanSei (lord of the gerbils): yeah all of these mosaic pictures do.

@corsair130: Your baby delivery idea is... disturbing. I'm not sure taking a picture of a vagina will lead you to what you want here.

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: Alright, I'll be the one to say it:

What's a smartfern?

The best things in life don't have price tags... :(

@chrisflow: That's actually an interesting question: Say I gear up my small business with the latest version of autodesk whatever, and then sell my company, does the buyer have to re-buy the licenses because he's not intitled to them? Or maybe not, because a company is a legal person?

@Sir Gibler: Where he obviously shows he doesn't know how to use a camera.

@FrankenPC: that part disturbed me; does he really think we're all little girls? I'm pretty sure I'm a tall guy but I'm open to be proven wrong.

@Kraken: He was just *saying* he grew up. He didn't act like it yet.

@Twanzio: Very true. I bet a drinking game can be made out of this.

He's obviously blocking the webcam from spying by the local school district.

Isn't the Dalvik VM an "abstraction layer"? I'm not an expert but it sounds exactly like that.

@lostarchitect: Exactly. Also, you can download home screen replacements right off the android market, some of them free, so I really don't see what the problem is about. Just pick what you like. I use launcherPRO and it kicks all kinds of asses.

@Stevox: Even that is gonna fail hard.

Erowid? Really?

@FritzLaurel: Think of all the untapped batteries...