Artists have gotten so lazy. There was a time artists risked their own lives to steal bodies just so they could better paint the human form, and this lazy bitch makes the inside of a cut open chest look like what a child imagines human chests look like.

soon to be forgotten very quickly.

Omg and the hours and hours my teenage self devoted to terrible James McAvoy films. Jesus. If you find yourself scouring amazon for a DVD of a made-for-tv Dune sequal just because James McAvoy is shirtless during 80% of it—you’re not being a teenager correctly.

Every Ryan Gosling movie—like, before he was even famous. Literally, every single one listed on his IMDB page.

Moral of the story: If you find something you think somebody has lost or had taken from them, return it. Especially if you can verify that it belongs to Blizzard Entertainment.

You should also be able to take pictures of things you can freely see with your eyeballs without going to court over it.

I’ve read almost every piece of history that’s in the Bible has eventually been proven

Um what you’re missing in this is that Varner didn’t know Zeke was Trans from Zeke, he found out from the media (it was reported on blogs) during Zeke’s first season.

I’ve hated Laguardia ever since I learned they spent millions of tax dollars on a consulting firm specifically so that after renovating the airport it’ll be ‘homeless proof.’

eat airport dinner for two hours, an activity that is strangely appealing to both of us.

I never truly understand the pure visceral emotionality that comes with overthrowing regimes, which can turn your normal average citizen into a person ready to bath in blood of a dictator’s executed family.... Until now, every time I see Ivanka and Jared....

And by that you mean, status of ‘old white man’?

Wow. Where do you buy your plane tickets? Throughout undergrad I flew like 6 times a year from Austin to NY and it was never more than $170 one way.

I mean, we’d all like to believe this isn’t just a practical joke, but Chad Kroeger is the name of the lead singer of Nickelback.

I mean, we’d all like to believe this isn’t just a practical joke, but Chad Kroeger is the name of the lead singer of Nickelback.

Um, no. Paul walker is so singularly beautiful he redefined standards of the industry, despite having very little box office cache.

What the fuck are they all wearing in that picture. Who dressed these people.

“London Bridge is down”

That... isn’t going to work. Netflix knows whether you’re liberal or conservative. The only people who’ll see a low ranking from it are fellow alt-right trolls.

“They said I should have known it was a drug house, and I tried to tell them I was an Uber driver,” Bright said. “They thought it was some sort of cover.”