Politicians have started doing this thing where they do what teenagers do to win attention and honestly that is crazy because politicians are not teenagers and when they do these things it’s uncomfortable for everyone.

Omg. I will never understand the mind-set of crazy bitches who key people’s cars at the drop of a hat.

Yes, as a sales associate all through high school and undergrad, I can say 100% without a doubt she assumed you were a shoplifter.

But who cares...? Assuming that’s true (and it doesn’t seem like that court-appointed advocate has many qualifications), how does that give the state the right to permanently imprison these children?

I mean, who can ever be sure with Whoopi. But I’m as sure as is possible.

Whoopi Goldberg, who is still mad about that one time people besmirched her name at a party or something

Julie Levine who, along with her husband, hosted the presidential candidate at her Glen, New Hampshire home, observed that Clinton seemed “extremely warm and authentic.” Previously on the fence, Levine found herself persuaded by Clinton’s hilltop address and noted that many others seemed won over as well.

Why would you act like an asshole and randomly ‘challenge’ someone entering behind you? What, so every single person that enters is meant to close the door behind them? It would take a 30 minute long line to enter the building at 8AM.

They were over the water during the whole thing. She assumed they would land in the water and the plane would float. That’s why she keeps screaming for them to just land.

At first I wanted to skip just to the prank part, but its very much worth watching the full intro beginning if only to on hidden cam hear Paris’ voice alternate (depending on who she’s speaking to) between a tweeny tiny baby, and a butch gay lesbian biker from the valley.

Can’t wait till Kamala Harris runs for nationwide office!

Although it’s very difficult to imagine Our Liberal Professors spending much if any class time on a specific Democratic campaign talking point from 2012

I actually love her.

I blame the family structure. They didn’t raise their children right.

his own son has been accused of murdering a dog

The father is an independently wealthy business owner. I’m sure the income from the show is helpful, but certainly not make or break for them.

Voting to elect the first sitting President with a six pack? I know I’m ready to make history in 2016!

Agh, fuck Notre Dame. Everyone I’ve ever met who attends or graduated from there is a fucking nutcase.

Nah. In the western tradition the Head of State is a technical constitutional term, regardless of how much legislative authority they actually have.

The majority of their yearly earnings is from valuable property ownership (such as charging rent on land, expensive art, etc.), they also get a relatively small income every year paid by the government (like 20 million or something).