Worth noting, Ingram gets bowled over trying to secure the rebound, but gets off the floor to drain that 3.

*points at Tom with horribly mangled arm*

The fact that your reply is itself nonsensical grammatically makes me very happy

If you’ve gotta have a tournament, I like that it’s at The Palestra. Classic venue, on-campus site, multiple locker rooms, the building’s storied history as the home of the Big Five.

The only knock on Penn hosting the Ivy League tournament is that it might make sense to have it at an Ivy League school.

Attendance for the semifinal doubleheader on Saturday, with Penn-Yale and Harvard-Cornell, was 5,219.

3/10. Below average troll attempt, but not completely useless since it made me chuckle.

Well apparently the kid didn’t get ejected....so it was black and white to everyone but the refs.

Is the fouler any good? I wanna know if hes gonna choose Notre Dame or Duke

Didn’t realize Grayson Allen had a younger brother.

Having lived in Smalltown, Kansas, I’m more sure they threw that shithead a parade.

Zaza scribbles furiously in notepad.

So, um.....did the kid get ejected or do they play using prison rules in Kansas?

I imagine that a brawl didn’t start because the shithead’s team were just as appalled by his actions as everyone else.

The MVP award is so meaningless in basketball. Shaq only has one. For about 5 year, Shaq was essentially a cheat code, and having him was the equivalent of being 50% of the way to a title. Steve Nash has two for some reason. LeBron has four, when really, aside from the Steph Curry years or Westbrook last year, he…

You wrote a long-form length reply to a ringer article. This is peak internet here. Great breakdown tough I actually really appreciate this.

During a practice lunch interview, a coach chided her for ordering cranberry juice, saying it could be interpreted as a sign of a urinary-tract infection, she recalls.

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.

Hahaha - no. Also, the sponsor will provide a handy way of dating your jersey.

These aren’t horrible, but it’s unfortunate that this won’t cut commercial time (at least soccer has that excuse). Just more shit on jerseys and probably more commercial breaks than ever.