Here’s a better rumor: The next GT86 will be called the GT87, will be powered by a triple-turbo three-rotor wankel engine with four intercoolers. The car will be all-wheel drive with an eleven speed flappy paddle gearbox, have about as much torque as a lawnmower, and come with a free Monster energy hat in the glovebox…

LoL at all the keyboard warrior Ken Block haters who don’t know a thing about how racing works.

The shit talking from arm chair race car drivers who could only dream of achieving what this dude has on four wheels is very delicious.

That Mustang is all like

and now a corner is on scene.

Because Florida?

Aren't those the tires that Cole Trickle used when he passed on the outside?

Thanks to the nation of Jalopnia for awarding me with the COTD. I’m currently updating my LinkedIn to reflect this once-in-a-lifetime achievement. I promise not to let the power go to my head, when my employer announes me as chairman of the board in tomorrow’s Wall Street Journal.

Bob Lutz dick pics

I know. Whenever I have a 6-pack, I drink it.

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Get off of Jalopnik. Go drive some cars in real life.

Halo Warthog

That actually was not the worst thing in the world.

Well at least his bumper sticker is right side up now.

But what does he have to do when he gets there???

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I was about to post this similar pic of an Impala and a Monte Carlo, but you beat me to it.

Fuck, I got the Flex and Edge confused. Damn crossovers.