I know its flavour of the season on Jalopnik to be edgy, but just shut the fuck about your moral superiority that you derive from not watching these movies.

Newsflash you old geezer: people watch these. To people, they are entertaining. Normal people who go to the movies. Shocker, people like difference things.

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Shut the fuck up. Seriously.

In the first Elio article posted on Jalopnik, I commented saying that if this thing ever took off, I'd eat my shoe. People responded by essentially calling me an idiot. After reading this, I think I'll stick to my original statement.

Gonna haveta overnight parts from Japan though...

Start a signal fire to alert rescuers. This PT cruiser should suffice, and that wheelbarrow over there can carry lots of kindling.

can we talk about how perfectly executed that was

Reminder: The blogger that keeps writing these posts and calling people asshats rolled a Bug on a public road.

Was Audit TT GranSport Xdrive already taken?

There are different levels of squishy. I am very squishy compared to Kaleb.

Cue eddie money

I saw a Consulier last summer... and the summer before that too.

Jaguar is on it. Though it's an electric system so it'll probably only work 30% of the time and have a penchant for catching fire.

Yep. Those are all great. It's that last little bit that crosses the line.

Take it easy Musk, as of right now you're still a one hit wonder in the automotive world. Lets see how successful the 3 and X are before you can rightfully trash talk.

Hmmm what about the helicopter? I mean at this point you definitely have 4-5 stars.

I'm always a bit confused by the truck hate. Yes, this looks a bit bro-trucky, but the statement "how many people actually go offroad in ______," is stupid. How many M3 drivers actually take their cars to the track? Ferrari owners? Corvette owners? Dodge Viper owners? LOOK AT ALL THE PERFORMANCE ORIENTED…