You spelled "boner" wrong.

edit: fuuuuuu kinja

So many soiled underpants in this video.

Well, guess I'll have to ask Tavarish what I should buy instead of this.

I... I think I'm in love.

I want to say something about the Lincoln MXKCDKCCO thing mentioned in this article, but a "hmmph" is all I got. This guy is really tall, so there's that...

We may be in the same boat in that regard. Congrats btw.

Get both. Problem solved. Then the worst decision you have to make is which one to ride.

"I wonder who makes that.... oh."

This looks like the illegitimate offspring of a King Ranch and a Long Horn.

TIL what a parking heater is.

This sounds like a marriage counseling session.

...that feels flatter than Larry Bird's ass.

Extension cord. You know, to plug in, uh, the engine?

nailed it

YES

I am De Groot.

He's obviously a clairvoyant wizard.

agreed.