You forgot the part where you punch him in the face.

So Stef, check this out, yo. There was this ferrari at red light. I was in my civic... stop me if you've heard this one; just kidding, don't interrupt. Wait... where ya going?

Some states don't check emissions *cough* Louisiana *cough*

+1 for shitcity

Yay, can't wait to see none of the cool options make it to the production model. I'll be surprised if they even eliminate the splitter.

I'm not trying to be rude, but I keep staring at the image up top trying to think of something, anything I want to know about it...

I can't tell you how much this makes me want to cut my beard, but I hate looking like a twelve year old boy.

Pictured: Primitive vehicle

TWD = The Walking Dead

I think you had it right the first time.

Could mirror it on the other side. I'd drive an ARDNUT TUNDRA.

I pulled the handbrake in a rental cavalier while going 50mph and returned it with flat spots on the rear tires.

Cool, thanks for the response, Aaron.

Speaking of Detroit, what's Aaron Foley's take on Caddy's relocation? Do the detroit jalopnik articles still get cross posted? I don't remember seeing one recently, but it's entirely possible I missed it.

"I bet I could let it run me over and not be hurt."

All of my Canadian friends fit your assessment perfectly. Well put.