Those bars are actually there just to protect against brush or small limbs. They're supposed to keep them from smacking directly into the windshield, but you're correct, they won't protect against, oh I don't know, flying cows a la Twister.

Bruce Banner?

Double stop sign.

Can't argue with that. I wasn't aware it was that much of an epidemic.

I suppose with this much HP, the front tire is essentially useless.

If you're planning on being tased while doing so, potentially yes. If not, potentially yes.

You blame the attack, I blame World War Z... and pigeons.

So what you're saying is the next time I'm bored and feel like ruining a lot of people's day, all I should do is fall asleep on a train? Noted.

Not to mention the "she should pay" comments. She would end up paying a relatively small deductible and her insurance will pay the rest up to her coverage limits. If the damage was more severe than the limits of her coverage, then he'd have to sue her to get her to cough up the rest. I mean, no. Just no.

Yeah but which razor shaves her face best?

Yeah but which razor shaves her face best?

Beaten by mere seconds. That was my first thought when I read, "I recently earned $1,000 by doing nothing."

"attack with automatic weapons like the AK-47 – is a fact of everyday life for certain customers"

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PIGEONS?!! don't leave me hangin, bro...

Great, now I'm wondering if a black light test in the Focus would reveal enough "donor material" to pay for that dorm room...

Ohhhh! Now I get it. Forgot to carry the two.

This would be better than drunk texting. I would end up at my ex girlfriend's house, banging on the door at 3am, crying and screaming "Kelly, why???!!!! I still love you!"

The Attack on Pearl Harbor was exactly 71 years prior to your purchase of the RR. Coincidence? I think not.

You're in the right department. I am going to take care of this for you today.