Any idea what's up with the stuff on the dash and the antenna?

Why? I mean if you laid down a tarp or something, they should just get over it. It's just blood and it cleans up easy with water and a little bleach. Or so I'm told.

Try feeding it something besides cash. Maybe a stranger's children or something. This was the result of rescuing my boss's tractor from his deer lease. And his side x side(s). Then a little RTI fun at the local dealership. I'm jealous of your trails. I can't go anywhere here without getting into a lot of…

You know too much about bear aggression. You're not fooling me, bear.

Yes.

I know, work has been ridiculous lately. I somehow managed to put 13K miles on the JKU in less than six months. 4K of that was last month alone. How's yours treating you?

No Wreep Jangler yet?

This is disturbing on so many levels.

I did this in my backyard with a Traxxas something or other until my dog used her ninja skills to grab it by the wheel, shake it a couple of times, and throw it into the air like she does with her stuffed toys.

"Do burnouts"

I'm not positive this is an '04 S500.

I really like this quirky little shit box. Could be a nice fuel saving DD alternative to the wrangler.

The most embarrassing kind.

Your wife is a badass.

Still better than driving into a pond and blaming your dog.

But he makes such a great villian.

There are two. Pick one.

"Too bad it's not headed our way."

yeah, but that's logical. Logic has no place in snotty car reviews (apparently).