So basically every commenter on Jalopnik?

I now patiently await Bandit's response to this.

I believe that reason is called "sex" but I could be wrong.

So... Basically the FTX in yellow with Tonka labels? Still just as atrocious.

I didn't read anything other than "jet powered go kart."

Wow. How long before he can run for governor?

Kind of hard to ride two people on a stand up, but yes, your theory worked flawlessly on my old Yamaha 1100.

I agree. I thought part of the fun was falling off my 800sxr and losing my shorts. This only happens if you're in front of people. Could be possibly be Newton's fourth law, but don't quote me on that.

Unrelated: I cannot type "tr" (to direct me here) into my phone's browser without singing, "America, truck yeah..."

Quick, call James Franco, he could totally phone this one in.

At this point I will assume "Whoooo" and "Hold my beer" can be used interchangeably.

Nothing I say will actually make you feel any better. I'm sorry nonetheless. I went through this last year and know how terrible it is.

Parking 101: LIKE A BOSS edition.

kinja is the joker to my batman.

Grounded to the ground!

So was it all the awesome vehicles or her making you fidget?

Ha! Like I need a pic to illustrate how messed up we all are. Was trying to figure out how it changes based on expanding it.