I am not a fan of her music, but her prusuit of this fight has made me a fan of her as a person. Fuck this dude! Turkey and a diet coke is too calorie rich? That is just fucking absurd.

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

I dropped my therapist after he recommended a book from the author of “The Secret”

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

Especially the gubernatorial elections. There are so many Republican governors in relatively blue states that we need to oust to fix the gerrymandering issues. That’s how we take back the house in 2020.

Okay but can we keep some of the Revolutionary War era cosplay? That way we can attract the Hamilton stans and also I personally like tricorn hats.

This feels a lot like the beginning of the tea party, only younger, less white, less hateful, and less Revolutionary War era cosplay.

Don’t forget to funnel that rage into campaigns, too. 2018 will be here before we know it.

I always thought Trump looked at this job the same way many people look at a job and mistakenly thought it would be “fun” or “neat”

As funny as this is, I can almost guarantee he actually thought there would be some sort of orientation video. “Welcome! Congratulations on being elected to be the leader of the free world...”

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

All of this! It’s good to see the Dems finally fighting back. They were playing by the rules, but think they now see that the rules don’t apply. I’m glad they’re making it hard now.

He wanted to put Warren “in her place.” This is a promise that I’d stake my life on.

Because she’s Hillary 2.0 in their eyes. Smarter than them, accomplished, gives no fucks, will call them out on their bullshit. She terrifies all the man-babies.

If the honest media outlets blacklist her, she’ll just have a platform on the ones that don’t (i.e. Fox News) and it’ll just turn into a circle jerk where they don’t call her on any of the nonsense she’s spouting. All of her lies will get presented as facts without any pushback. Plus she’ll get to call herself a…

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Yeah this is shade.

Honorable Judge Brown, I have been waiting since Tuesday to post this for your consideration. Be it shade?