My jaw literally dropped when I first saw that. It’s not even a man-opening-doors-for-woman thing. It’s like you wait for your partner before proceeding forward because it’s respectful.

Ugh. WHY ARE THE OBAMAS SO FUCKING CLASSY AND AMAZING? If they were just mediocre, it would make all of this easier to handle.

You all know that’s why Michelle had that face. It was a “Oh hell no, did the Don really just do that???”

Here’s another angle:

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

All the stars for you.

Is he saying that all this could have been avoided with a participation trophy, a round of applause and a complimentary pussy-grab back in September 2015? Because that’s kinda what I’m hearing.

The alternative fact of the matter is that he won 95% of the total votes and his approval rating is higher than an adorable kitty hiding in a box of packing peanuts

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Spicer just made Trump look sad and pathetic, he is going to get canned soon enough.

When more people actually voted for your opponent, it’s hard to rally the proverbial troops under the banner of “look how much support I have!”

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

NYTimes is killing it with headlines: “White House Pushes ‘Alternative Facts.” Here Are The Facts.”

That’s what is known as a Conservative estimate.

That’s the most jelly beans ever in one place at one time. Period.

I will literally mail that reporter a check for $10.

Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.

Nah, you should laugh at this white supremacist who keeps stealing from a much classier black man. How embarrassing!

Nah, she donated the proceeds to people Trump want to hurt. That’s apology enough.