Here’s a start to the party...

Trump is the most decisive. Decisions to change original decisions count as decisions too. Everything you try to call an “indecision” is actually two or more separate decisions. So many decisions you can’t even believe. Check the record.

I can’t do anything about wine, but here’s a kitty sitting in a box he had to give up attempting to lay down in because he’s a big, big boy.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

Let’s not forget Trump’s former manager had to quit and is himself being investigated for ties to Russia. The FBI has not commented on that nor notified the public if or why not Trump is being investigated. Because doing so would influence the election.

Do you always trust claims made by the United States government...

They’re not asking him to withhold updates. They’re asking him not to start gasoline fires by posting a vague non-update update before there’s any actual information to give them. Which is the way they do things whenever possible. They do it for Democrats. They do it for Republicans. They do it for Libertarians.…

But we don’t know what these emails contain, or even if they’re new emails. He literally said “hey, I don’t know what this is but we’re going to look into it” in the most public, calculated way possible and at a moment designed to disrupt an election.

Ok, so it sounds like the guy whose recommendation it was that no charges be filed against Clinton for any wrongdoing has now turned around and intentionally given a vague statement with the express purpose of “punishing” her for the very things he said merit no action. Like, I was giving the benefit of the doubt when…

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

It was the same thing with Obama trying to close the Camp Delta prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The GOP (and some shit-head Democrats, to be fair) passed a bill blocking all prisoner transfers off the island, forcing it to remain open, then they would run campaign ads listing it as a “broken campaign promise” by…

I’ll start worrying about Obama’s accountability, when the GOP starts worrying about all the times they stopped him from fixing stuff.

I can’t blame a fireman for not putting out a fire when the town wouldn’t buy him a firetruck. Which is basically the only explanatory analogy anyone needs for Benghazi, but for some…

I’m so glad Obama is calling this guy out. At this point, I’m certain that Issa is allergic to doing his actual job. He’s done literally nothing in his position other than waste a bunch of money with nothing to show for it.

Anybody scroll down far enough in the comments to see this?

Sorry! I got overexcited at the thought of all those widows and orphans getting their money back! What I meant to say, is “taking him to trial, getting a verdict for the plaintiffs, getting a judgment against him and seizing his property and airplanes and helicopters and golf courses and gold toilet seats if…

Sadly, if Trump loses, it would be unwise to forget about his fraud trial, because he defrauded hundreds of war widows, retirees, budding entrepreneurs, and folks who were down in their luck in general. Trying him, convicting him, getting a judgement against him and seizing his property if necessary to make the…

While we’re talking about Hillary insulting (but not throwing shade at) Trump, this made me laugh so hard:

But was the Planned Parenthood pink dress Clinton wore at the Catholic dinner shade? I like to think it is.

Serial lier but what if he was telling the truth. Then ask yourself why a 17 year old who arranged underage boys for rich people sex parties was sitting in first class next to Trump and did he know Jeffrey Epstein?