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I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

That’s right — eating healthy vegetables is a partisan issue! *rolls eyes*

It makes me happy that a generation of girls has had her to look up to.

I love the “Zero Fucks”Obamas.

It’s unbelievable. My brother in law who is obese and pre diabetic goes off on Michelle’s eat well campaign. The lack of self awareness is stunning.

I have to say I love that a black woman is basically inferring that a white man is angry and crazy. Way to subvertly dismantle the stereotype, Michelle.

You should hear my Fox News obsessed parents sneer when I mention that my daughter’s school lunch offers fruit and veg every day. “Oh that’s Michelle Obama’s doing, no doubt.” Like how they’ve managed to criticize her for WANTING CHILDREN TO EAT WELL makes me fucking insane.

Look at the comments of so many other forums, and read comments about how ugly, how stupid, how inappropriate she is as FLOTUS.

I’m going to miss her so much, and I’m not even American. She’s one of the few bright spots in our news about American politics.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

We all know nothing he does will ever shake his core supporters. Who gets shaken are the morons who flipped from him to Hillary after the DNC, then back to him when they thought Hillary was dying, then back to Hillary after the debate. This helps keep those paragons of intellect in Hillary’s corner.

His supporters are too stupid to even understand what this means.

And, of course, bringing Marla along on the family ski vacation — while still married to Ivana, with the kids there, having bought Ivana and Marla matching ski suits — and then Ivana first discovering Marla was there, getting into a shouting match with her, then Ivana chasing down Donald on the slope and letting him

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I am so happy the Megyn Kelly thing was on here, because goddamn was it perfect. And Kara perfectly summed up my feelings for Megyn- 99% of the time she is terrible, horrible, no-good, and very bad. But that other 1% is when she does things like this, and I can’t help but love her. Also, this:

Megyn Kelly showed up as she continues the long, slow march towards the end of her contract. Her coworker Sean Hannity took a break from shining Donald Trump’s shoes to ask him a few questions following the debate.

“trembling autumnal leaf Nicole Kidman”

Ann Coulter doesn’t have the stamina to be a professional troll. Have you seen her lately? Something’s really wrong with her, a lot of people are saying. Had to cancel an event. Sad!

“My nasal cavities are yuge, just tremendous nasal cavities. They’re unbelievable cavities, the best, really. Just wait, you’re gonna love ‘em. They’re such great nasal cavities that, unfortunately, the slightest sound of air passing through them is picked up by a broken microphone. That’s the microphone’s fault.

*walks into the comments section & looks around disgustedly*