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I know! He almost makes me *want* to vote for her now. Plus, I really hate old white men telling me what to do.

....says the person who posted an Urban Legend. ;-)

You forgot “Shithead” ;-)

Who *are* these dumbasses that film in portrait!? I demand a boycott until people learn to film correctly!

What do you mean, “certain” people? (¬_¬)

Me! I will take it off your hands! \(＾0＾)/

Call me tacky, but I think it’s *SPLENDIFOROUS*! I want some!

You can still get that!

FURRY COSTUME! I need it for my Furry costume!1!!!

I would *like* to think he's the type of guy to do that. But no, I don't really think he would. (´._.`)

Nicky-D keeps all that sweet, sweet Gawker Media money in an offshore account. NO PUPPIES FOR YOU!1!!!1!

That happened to me in 8th Grade. I asked him if my mom asked him to dance with me (she was a chaperone and was EVERYWHERE) and he said no. He was the only person to dance with me that night. He was also the “Bad Boy” of our class...but really nice underneath. :-)

I'm guessing you're not familiar with the "oil cleansing" method with is the hotness right now?

Psssht....I’ve seen some people’s homes that prove that they’re just pigs *regardless*. Like one place where my friends NEVER swept/mopped the bathroom. It looked like a Chewbacca den, what with the 2 in. covering of hair on the floor. :-P

VR type stuff. You could visualize yourself running in a different place instead of on a treadmill in a gym.

You should try “You’re going to weird everyone else out & prolly get punched because someone will get it confused with Google glass & think you’re recording them.” ‘Cause that could happen. ¬_¬

It makes me wonder if his dining room floor is covered in broken china....

“Someone who weighs 190 pounds has 25% more rights than someone who weighs 150 pounds!”

“The fact that more people aren’t ridiculing him yet is 100% because he’s a white dude.”