Ha! My mom has never SEEN the one I have on my ankle! I always have to wear socks around her & it's been like 20+ years. ;-)

Hmmm.....sure he's not *this* guy?

http://jezebel.com/what-happens-w…

She's part dolphin. That's *not* her belly button. ;-)

B-b-but......HE'S HER LOBSTER!1!1!

Change "eat cereal" to "drink whiskey / tequila" and you could be me! :-D

Here - this one is *awesome*! (I have one) It's heated, USB & NOT like a guillotine.

Ummm... *preeety* sure the feminine version of "Johnny" is "Johnette", such as Johnette Napolitano (Concrete Blonde). *HOW* is "Lechonya" even an option!?

Hmmmm...."LOLBARF". It has a melodic ring to it, actually! ;-)

OMG - I want them to DIAFF so fast. Like from 0 to 100...in a timely and expedient fashion.

Just gonna leave this here for ya..... ;-)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

Dude, tell me about it. I found out that among the names my mom was thinking of was "Stormy Lee". I shit you not.

It reminds me of how men can't be responsible for controlling their dicks & not to rape women, but yet they can have the ruling majority in Gov't. WTF is with *THAT* shit!? You can't do the simplest, most basic of human tasks but expect to lead the Free World!? Fuck a bunch of that!

*raises hand*

As long as it needs to be. :-)

A good article about that:

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/…

Dude, she is setting you up to take the fall in case she gets caught. You need to tell a higher up or start documenting EVERYTHING! Preferably both.

A *lot* of tweekers claim to have Morgellan's. Just sayin'. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I personally think she's bat-shit insane & don't understand all hoopla. By all accounts she's a total, flaky bitch.