Well, we served smoked salmon at our reception that I had caught while working at an AK remote field site and smoked myself.

I thought he sexted a minor....

Well, he IS unbelievably ugly, inside and out. And... why are those guys wearing sunglasses inside?

He seems to be channeling Leopold II.

I do not think it’s archaic, as from Eleanor on, the FLOTUS has defined her own role. Like *any* couple, if one of you invites people -friends or business acquaintances - over to dinner, you play host/hostess. If it helps further the interest of your partner’s company - or country - you do your part. And I agree that…

She had quit lawyering quite a while before he became POTUS, fyi...

Sexist, bullshit. It has evolved into a “job” that she knew came with the schtick. Remember her cyber-bullying crap? And by pouting about being where she is and doing very little other than being a clothes horse and waltzing around in stilettos at disaster sites, she’s showing herself to be a very small person.

What’s a sour straw?

Just have to say my SO rented a house that was a square divided equally into four rooms. The toilet was in one room, the sink in another, the kitchen in the third, and the bedroom in the fourth quadrant. Weird.

Of course, they do have a lot of earthquakes....

Splitting a LOT of hairs here. Why is that?

Huh. Maybe because she already had things lined up at that point.

Property line disputes can get pretty nasty, as my SO can attest to (land surveyor).

Oh that fuckabee - he’s such a card!

Okay, I’ll be the one to say this: how soon will we see a photo posted of one of these on a guy’s... member.

So? Neither are our hands or mouths or any surface you touch. I wear thongs (yes, I know, the PC term is flip-flops, but this is what they were called where I grew up, so stop giving me side-eyes) probably 90% of the time, and while I have wide feet, I have no foot problems. No toenail weirdness, no corns, bunions,…

For the health of your feet, bigger duh.

Contents of my drawer: aspirin, applesauce, super-secret list of all my passwords for various websites and such, half-eaten chocolate bar, instant oatmeal, mouthwash, bestest staple-remover ever (not the fang type), Altoids, charger for ???, and instant Thai tea.

This is fascinating... keep it up!

My best Titanic experience was when I watched in the movie theater for the first time. Behind us were sitting two high school girls and a guy. I heard them say that this was the fourth time they were watching the movie. By the end, they were sobbing into their kleenex and the boy was snoring loudly. I don’t think he…