Lol.... Mansplaining the Torah, can you dig it!

And what, exactly is the “danger”? He should have been forced to say out loud that granny porn is his fetish.

Dude: “It’s in the Torah”

I’m sorry Pamela but I can’t read this until you do me a favor and put something on those damn party hats

For shit’s sake, this is despicable, and, of course, it’s the Republicans who have helped pave the way to the state of affairs we are in. When the hubby was working (and worrying about) data mining and Big Data in the 1990's, we would sometimes sit around worry about the implications of how this might all play out in…

Cosby answer a series of yes and no questions to establish that his counsel was still acting with his consent.....

Dude! Even at Nordstrom rack, I was like $200 for Alice & Olivia shorts, made in China, out of Rayon. The $20 Old navy linen pants I was wearing were of better quality and fit.

I’m not entirely convinced that Melania is actually real. With Michelle Obama you could see her engaging with people and being passionate about causes. Melania always looks like someone’s grabbed her out the freezer and defrosted her for photo ops, it’s actually creepy how seemingly devoid of personality she is.

Trust me when I say I remember it well, as does my son. He had revered that line since at long as I can remember. We couldn’t afford it but it was on his “bucket list” of clothing he wanted to own.

Then when they freak out say, “ahhh does the special snowflake need a safe space from micro-aggressions?”

That’s my favorite thing to do when trolls try to engage me in political threads. Beta male, cuck...there’s no easier way to get them to freak the fuck out.

Nothing to stop her doctors from saying she’s not well that day

“For some reason, the issues of wage equality, affordable healthcare, bodily autonomy, reliable contraception, education and screenings of Wonder Woman have become a paramount issue for these uppity, bitchy, feeeeeeemales.” Mike Pence on behalf of the entire administration, 2017

“For some reason the want of an epidural has become a paramount issue for Karen Pence” Mike Pence, circa 1993, 1995, and 1996.

“For some reason, the issue of that oncoming truck has be—”
— Mike Pence’s last words

- Mike Pence 3517 BC

I just starred every response on this thread. But you, you beautiful bastard, started this. I wish I could give you more.

“Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.” -President Pence, 30 seconds later.

I swear on the grave of Agatha Christie that Hercule Poirot did not have a soul patch.